- Cooper: You know America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe because they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on. ...
- Scott: You've really thaught a lot about this, haven't you?
- Cooper: It's my passion!
EuroTrip (2004) - * Jenny: [furious that Jamie was mugged during oral sex] All of our money. Our passports! Our tickets! Everything! Gone!
Voiceover: Congratulations, Hudson High Class of 2004 . Scott: There she is. Fiona! Hey. Fiona: Hey! ; Cooper: [Watching on computer] Let's see that again. Video ...
EuroTrip2004 ; Cooper: What the hell is that? ; Jamie: It's a traveler's money belt. Frommer's says if you have one of these, no-one can rob you of anything.
Cooper: I'm taking a nap. Wake me up when the train gets here. Jenny: It says here this town has a famous nude beach. Cooper: Alright, look, we can't all just ...